CopY FroM My K mUi De BloG (joke)

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Murid : Selamat pagi, cikgu.

Cikgu : (Menengking) Mengapa selamat pagi sahaja? Petang dan malam awak doakan saya tak selamat?

Murid : Selamat pagi, petang dan malam cikgu!

Cikgu : Panjang sangat! Tak pernah dibuat oleh orang! Kata selamat sejahtera! Senang dan penuh bermakna. Lagipun ucapan ini meliputi semua masa dan keadaan.

Murid : Selamat sejahtera cikgu!


Cikgu : Sama-sama, duduk! Dengar sini baik-baik. Hari ini cikgu nak uji kamu semua tentang perkataan berlawan. Bila cikgu sebutkan perkataannya, kamu semua mesti menjawab dengan cepat, lawan bagi perkataan-perkataan itu, faham?

Murid : Faham, cikgu!

Cikgu : Saya tak mahu ada apa-apa gangguan.

Murid : (senyap)

Cikgu : Pandai!

Murid : Bodoh!

Cikgu : Tinggi!

Murid : Rendah!

Cikgu : Jauh!

Murid : Dekat!

Cikgu : Keadilan!

Murid : UMNO!

Cikgu : Salah!

Murid : Betul!

Cikgu : Bodoh!

Murid : Pandai!

Cikgu : Bukan!

Murid : Ya!

Cikgu : Oh Tuhan!

Murid : Oh Hamba!

Cikgu : Dengar ini!

Murid : Dengar itu!

Cikgu : Diam!

Murid : Bising!

Cikgu : Itu bukan pertanyaan, bodoh!

Murid : Ini ialah jawapan, pandai!

Cikgu : Mati aku!

Murid : Hidup kami!

Cikgu : Rotan baru tau!

Murid : Akar lama tak tau!

Cikgu : Malas aku ajar kamu!

Murid : Rajin kami belajar cikgu!

Cikgu : Kamu gila!

Murid : Kami siuman!

Cikgu : Cukup! Cukup!

Murid : Kurang! Kurang!

Cikgu : Sudah! Sudah!

Murid : Belum! Belum!

Cikgu : Mengapa kamu semua bodoh sangat?

Murid : Sebab saya seorang pandai!

Cikgu : Oh! Melawan!

Murid : Oh! Mengalah!

Cikgu : Kurang ajar!

Murid : Cukup ajar!

Cikgu : Habis aku!

Murid : Kekal kami!

Cikgu : O.K. Pelajaran sudah habis!

Murid : K.O. Pelajaran belum bermula!

Cikgu : Sudah, bodoh!

Murid : Belum, pandai!

Cikgu : Berdiri!

Murid : Duduk!

Cikgu : Saya kata UMNO salah!

Murid : Kami dengar KeADILan betul!

Cikgu : Bangang kamu ni!

Murid : Cerdik kami tu!

Cikgu : Rosak!

Murid : Baik!

Cikgu : Kamu semua ditahan tengah hari ini!

Murid : Dilepaskan tengah malam itu!

Cikgu : (Senyap dan mengambil buku-bukunya keluar.)

MerrY ChristmaS

Ho~Ho~Ho~ Merry Christmas~
chirstmas coming lur!!! yeAH!!! lolx...
happy happy~~ lets talk bout yesterday^^
yesterday whole day would boring ~~
moring wake up 11am haha late leh... second time so late haha
oso same lo... ngiu chap gain xD later go likas servay buy my my bro travel bag lur~
my bro go negeri sembilan next year for 3 month cz kena khidmat negara , GUD!!!! xP
1~3 month wan lonely 3 month haix...
likas servay ~~~~~ wait at least 2 hour pick bag... lolx..
then after oso no buy de haha
back home!!!! but... back home oni 5 minutes then go 1b yeah!!!!
i gt pc fair!!!! yeah!!!! but my mum go oni wn buy my bro bag T.T
bag bag bag~~ bag bag bag~~ bag bag bag~~
after bag~ we go Apple cafe 1st time go lolx... aftr eat see wat time d
walao 9pm liao so fas o..
go PC FAIR!!!! mic i'm comming !!!!
(p.s. i mean mic 4 comp)
la la la~~
finally i can buy a mic n headphone YEAH!!!!!
go buy game lur~ ps 2 de hee
get 3 huhu oni haix xD
back home at 11pm wao... so damn late d
go my aunt house take the hard disc wan see 2012
i like it
we play tekken 5 punya syok du play v bro
i wan =P
later 12am we see 2012 wow... syok du
mana tahu dad at ur back side see du 1ST TIME!!!!!
see till 3 am hee
i like the movie so much muack XDDDDDD
k
jz tis i wan tis day cz we tis day oso same at my dad shop huhu add my msn if wan chat v me
cool_ppl96@hotmail.com
^^ gud nite all
have a happy holiday^^^^^^

ConCert Evan Yo N Y2J

Lazy Rit3 blog...

Tis day no write blog sry ya guy... lazy wan rite haha
tis sun day we go concert haha many ticket if u wan sms me
see, dono wan say wat liao haha ...
tius day same at my dad shop nthg special so no rite haix... sry ya guy i no rite blog hee
erm... now so late d gud nite all^-^

HAPPY!!!

Toady holiday... hari raya... haix.. dad say still wan go open shop.. haix..
Morning i wake up at 10.30 xD cz yesterday see k.o. 3an guo till 3am xD
we go eat at kk XIAO LONG PAO YEAH!!! lolx... haha 1st time go eat [don laught me ya]
we see the menu Walao so delicious i jz order hee i challenge my bro v the spicy la mian, who noe... my one most spicy SO DAMM HOT!!!! but the price more hot wao... but delicious ok liao xP i cant tahan the spicy dao cant finish the mee lolx...
then dad say go shopping yeah!!!! no nid go shop!!!
we go ct mall but go there donno do wat rite? me n bro go play daytona WAO... SYok dao xD
play basketball buy new sock then back home...
i wn back home play dota but nid potong rumput
WAA... PUNYA TIRED...
nth can do lo... bath...
after bath grandmother here?!?! i was shock!!! so suddenly==
cheh... jz come gv the fruit and some food haha
after that , we go out eat, i thought jz go some where else who noe... THEY GO 1B!!!!
they don tell me ==
me wearing some home shirt go there , == no mood terus haiz...
nth can do lo jz follow oni haiz...
we go fish and co eat 1st time oso ^-^ but... so exepensive wao...
but full dao the stomach wan blast off d xD
back home see tv "raise to the witch mountain " then slp haha
erm... nth can rite d xD
havea nic3 day^-^

Happy Day N Funny Day

Gud night all.. Sleepy.... Cz so late liao...
haha soo.... hw do you do 2day? sad? happy? angry?
hope u all happy lo^-^
lets talk bout today, yesterday i post a videos cal dragonfly man rite? haha today i see liao haha very funny the movie if can u oso go download o if u wan i send u the movie jz add me in msn then call me, cool_ppl96@hotmail.com
So damm funny haha!!!
finally... i noe hw u to use photoscape, my k jie teach me hw to use xD(don laught me ya if u very pro d
after edit , i dono where the pic save== my k jie say hard explain haisz...
so... nth can say 2day^-^ so late nw hope u all have a nice dream n have a nice day 2morrow
gud nite

I tin tis nt spider man 4 is"dragonfly man" =D

BusY day

Early in the morning... DAD Knock the door..."WAKE UP TIME TO GO!!!"
I see the phone, Jz 8.30 WHAT?!?! so Early? no idea lo... Wake up Brush Teeth... Then.. clear my room then go...
have bf at kk er... 4gt name liao haha
follow dad go take stock... go bank... THEN GO SHOP (again)
10.30 we arrive shop, 2day early BUT very BUSY!!!
bro finish spm at 12.30 no car back = =
no idea my mum go fetch him when lunch time
(*maybe my mum no eat , no ask)
mum buy us some food 4 lunch no nid go other shop eat (YEAH!!! p.s. CZ eat sien liao xD)
then bro, sis back home... huhu left me and dad at shop==
boring lar between 2~3 wan slp d
i tin 4pm boring 2 BUT Many ppl dao i wan die waa...
Busy from 4~8 Waa...
then nw back home eat...
haha
nw time to eat le... late kan xD
er... have a nice day 2morrow^-^

DOWNLOAD WRONG MOVIE!!!!!

I DOWNLOAD WRONG MOVIE!!!!!
Y GT 2 2012!!!!
haix... tat day i thought can download..."can" but... download wrong
see liao i thought its same i tell everyone tat movie so boring...
TErus kena scold.. so shame =.=
soooo.... hw do you do tis day? Gud? sad? crying whole day? angry ur bf gf? xD
tis i wan rite 2day huhu no tin rite liao
HAVE A NAICE DAY^-^

Boring N Cold day~~

Walao!!! Kingfisher Rain Whole Day!!!
Wat can i do? Jz d0 Nth looooo....haix...
yesterday i thought can download the "2012" But wrong Download DAMM!!!
i downloaad de 2012 is"2012 domsday" now showing de is "2012 ......' 4gt name liao haha
I WAN GO SEE 2012!!!!! my mum say bro in Spm cant go DAMM!!!! %#$@
my frenz all see liao haix...
SO COLD TODAY , rain whole day in kf(kingfisher) no ppl in da shop... boring playin comp... no msn... no dota... no fb(facebook) game... oni can surf net... BORING LAR!!!!!
no tin rite liao haha
no still thing how many frenz link in blogger , if u noe rite in my comment o rite i the SHOUT BOX there lar^-^ happy day

A VEry dao mei day==

Hii we meet gain
i noe u wan ask wat liao muz ask me y yeateray no write rite?
haha i lazy rite yesterday ,
then the second day (mean 2day)
donno y like jz drink beer(P.S. : i cant drink beer de i alergic de)
fall down suddenly, fall down my handphone... bla bla bla many tin lar!!!!
haix... sot sot tis moring ==
erm.. no tin rite liao haha
hope gv any commnet o chat in the chat box lar^-^

A happY DaY

YoYo ,oso the same THX VISITING MY BLOG^-^
So HoW Th3 Car pic? CooL Rit3?>.<
Soooo.... L3ts Say bouT 2daY .
3RM... 2DAY R... go my dad shop Whol3 daY lur.. my bro wan exam liao (SPM)
Hop3 his SPm all paSS^^
BusY Whol3 day no time play comp huhu oni a while haix...
So... Hope U be My FolloweR ^^ N.... Gv many many many many many COMMENT K?!?!?!xD
Now very late night liao Gud NIte all, Have A Sweet Dream

so incredeble WOW

Hop3 U enjoy^-^

HalO ,nic3 2 meet U

Erm... 1sT time make blog Dono say wht HAHA

So.... Let saY bouT 2daY

2day, ME and My whole family go kk time square

WOW!!!!!!! SO SYOk!!! We go see the car show, so

B-e-A-u-T-i-F-u-L~~

tHose car design dao-- CANT SAY!!!

Let me Show u Some pic